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Mac Kenzie
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| Mac Kenzie | |
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| Type: | Optional Quest Giver |
| Location: | Covent Garden Station |
| Faction: | The People of Covent Garden Station |
Mac Kenzie is one of the people of Covent Garden Station.
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Background
Mac hasn't earned any reputation. In fact, it's likely Mac hasn't ever earned anything at all.
Calderan's abridged "Notes on Kenzie" even went so far as to claim, "...the only reasonable explanation for M. Kenzie's continued existence is that his unnatural consumption of drink and supernatural ability to avoid danger have amazed the Lord like no other comedy could. And with every divine laugh, this joke's heart beats on... slapping physics and justice in the face."
Quests
Quests Given
Quest Objective of
- None.
Quests Ended
- None
Dialogue
Greeting Phrases
Ahhhh bollocks! ... Sorry, I, uh, sometimes uh say uh in drunken rage.
Ahhhh bollocks! ... Sorry uh I just say that sometimes uh to sound properly British.
You count troubles? What's that yeh buggers?!
Mmmmmmmm BZZZZZZ
Such shiny happy people. Too good for old fashioned booze and sea, is ya?
Yar got any change? Eh uh eh I mean... palladium?
My pee! It goes in like, nine directions! What's all wrong with this? Any doctors or sumthin?
Man I hate... DONKS!
Cabalist only:
You lot? I didn't thing those circuses still came 'roun here since after all them demons up and eaten most things!
Sometimes you kids give me the damn willies. What is it? Torches is it? More lucky 'uns?
Female only:
You bear a striking resemblance... to the average... Antarctica... penguin.
Hunter only:
You ain't gonna tase or shoot me, is ya?
I kin hunt, too! I once caught a dolphin wit my car! AH HA HA! Those aquarium jerks were sure weren't happy about that! heh heh heh. So then I went and got their boss wit my car, too!
Templar only:
Well my swords' bigger ya know! Swords-AH! Plurals-AH!
Farewell Phrases
I don't feel so good.
Blimey! And so forth.
I'll just... sleep right here then.
And a fine hearty wonderful good day to you sah!
Hurry up with the good bye already! I'm rapidly losing... consciousness!
Bummmmm BzzzzT
Notes
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Trivia
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Related Resources
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