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Arlo
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| Type: | Vendor |
| Location: | Oxford Circus Station |
| Faction: | The People of Holborn Station |
Arlo is one of the people of Oxford Circus Station, selling his possibly malfunctioning wares to unwary travelers. He has a large vocabulary of expletives that are "bleeped out" by his computer. (Censored.)
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Background
Arlo and his brothers, Spud and Nemo, have carved a modest life out of London's fall despite being profane beyond all reason.
Psych Mon. still uses the brothers as crude initiation studies for would-be Monitors. Hapless recruits exposed to the collective force of Arlo, Spud, and Nemo have been known to walk aimlessly for weeks, relating their newly-expanded vocabularies to anyone who'll listen.
Quests
- None
Dialogue
Greeting Phrases
Naaah, you don't want to purchase my *bleep* guns. Trust me, they fire sideways: they're built by zombie retards in some *bleep*ing outreach program!
When you reload the gun you buy from me, it MIGHT explode. That's a *bleep*ing feature!
I stole my most crappy items from other people's toilets. I know! I have a *bleep*ing serious brain problem!
Can't you see the tags? They say "Machine wash warm." "Tumble dry low." "Only for *bleep*tards."
Holy *bleep* my job is so *bleep*ing ridiculous!
You're not going to try to return some bull*bleep* I sold you... I only SELL malfunctioning bull*bleep*, I do not *bleep*ing purchase it back, OKAY?
No you do not want to *bleep*ing purchase any of this extreme bull*bleep*, do you? That's totally *bleep*ing insanity!
Ever heard of ducks slapped across your face so hard you black the *bleep* out? Eh? I thought not. You're lucky.
Awww, *bleep*ing now I have to *bleep*ing work again! What constant bull*bleep*!
Oh ho ho ho! What the *bleep* do we have here?
Female only:
Fine broad like you makes my waggle of bull*bleep* I call work MUCH nicer.
Male only:
Ah, yes, you want to buy something pretty for your hideous scrotum of a face. Well, too bad, I don't sell *bleep*ing burlap sacks no more.'
Hey, fancy pants, what's the glowing bit on your suit that raises the I'm an unstoppable talkers flag?
I need money for booze and prostitutes.
Shuttlecock. Hehehehe. Shuttle. Cock. *bleep* what an awesome word! I wish I sold a *bleep*ing shuttlecock, whatever the *bleep* it is!
Oh yeah, your face makes me so happy, even this horrible *bleep* I sell cannot bring me down now!
Farewell Phrases
Okay. Keep in touch!
I'll be seriously *bleep*ing anticipating your next visit to my bull*bleep*! Thank you!
Come again soon if you're not killed by the faulty *bleep* I sold you!
Should have purchased the extended warranty!
Notes
In pre-release versions of Hellgate: London, Arlo had quite a stream of unblocked expletives lacing his dialogue and voiceover work. As of Patch-0, the release day patch, Arlo's dialogue has been altered to reflect a change of direction in tone that Flagship Studios have taken, due to a significant amount of criticism regarding the amount of comical dialogue in the game.
Arlo's original voice can still be heard, however all expletives are bleeped out.
Trivia
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Related Resources
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